a rather silly and insipid entry

i think charlize theron is easily the most beautiful woman around. (my other fave is cate blanchett). and i also believe most asian guys prefer the sweet simpering female types instead of strong classy ladies such as the two above mentioned. well in any case, the next person who tells me britney spears or hillary duff is chio is going to get a good hard whack on his ass-swiped face.

oops pardon my language.

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oatmeal gets ur bowels speedin like a well-oiled automobile! so all u constipated beings out there (like me), start ur mornings with a nice steaming bowl of Quaker Oats and ur malady will never plague u again. i will testify to that.

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channel 5 actually showed the making of edward scissorhands just now. the good stuff they play when evryone's out in school/work. bah.

but never mind, i got to watch my johnny depp and tim burton, not to mention edward scissorhands being my fave movie as well (charlie and the chocolate factory come july 2005!). ooh such a lovely day hey hey. no mugging today. can't wait for next monday to be over and i can be a free bird again.

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i want to view the Botero exhibition at S.A.M but up till now, noone's really interested in appreciating paintings of obscenely obese creatures with me. ah it's okay, i shall troop down there on me own and indulge in cheese cake after that. tee hee. at least the famous artist appreciates a full appetite and full figures.

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the weird names parents give their offspring nowadays. the strangest moniker i've heard so far : Ecclesiastes Forrest (insert-boring-chinese-name)

?!!?!

and i thought pennylane wanting to name her daughter Elephant was bizarre enough.