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on a freakin humid fog-filled night...(damn u El Nino/Nina/Nini and Sumatra!)

me: i'm gonna watch portugal england match later, have breakfast with my frens and head off to mango sale!

mr duh: ooh. that match's exciting. i'm excited.

me: ha the onli thing that can get me excited now is a naked hunk doing a lapdance for me
(silently thinks she's being absolutely hilarious)

mr duh: ohh kk. so bored. wad u doin now?

....

mr duh: how was church camp?

me: oh it was good. but i was a lil bored.

mr duh: why? no cute guys ah? hahaz

me: i don care bout cute guys when at church camp..

mr duh: oops! sorry! hahaz. so wad u doin now?

....

mr duh: sianz. wad u doin now?

me: breathing. feelin hungry.

mr duh: that's interesting...thought u said u're becomin fat?

me: that has nothing to do with me feelin hungry. i didn't say i was going to ingest anything.

mr duh: hhaaaa Kk..u can join the debate team

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fuck Stupidity.