lindsay lohan has fake titties

answer this question and u could send me right outta my depression right now.

ready?



Wat can be more mortifying than displaying ur ass crack unwittingly during altar call in church service, in plain view of the thousand strong crowd behind and the pastors in front??



??


come on...


i'm sure this is NOT the most embarrassing yet...right??


please don do this to me...!!


'errrr....'

-hollowsilenceensues-

WAAAAA I'M GONNAAAA DIEEEEEEEEE!!!!
I'M A SLUTTT LIKEEE PARISSS HILTONNN!!!!!!!

bloody hell. even paris had the luxury of having her ass crack blurred by the nice pple at the tv station. and she's a complete bitch at that.

time to ditch the stoopid hiphuggers. high-waisted, stone-washed jeans circa 1980s here i come.