kancil

in order to claim possession over the much coveted green bean soup left from the day's feeding frenzy i stuck a bright yellow post-it with "THIS IS MINE! - AH MIN" in big bold letters on the container. that was 5 mins ago. i've just finished evry single drop of the heavenly green mush. wat a bitter aftertaste. sometimes i wish i ain't so impulsive. just proved to myself yet again that i've absolutely no self-control watsoever. if i want somethin i want it now.

i need more patience. more patience to savour my food slowly. to give the hopeless waiters a chance to redeem themselves from the depths of utter stupidity. to tell my dad nicely wat an *&#@ he is. to control my rising annoyance at whiny, narrow-minded, pettily biased individuals.

oh God help me. either i turn into a retarded slow turtle with a 10-sec delay reaction time or make those slowpokes do the right thing faster.

aniwae the trip to the mandai zoo was fun. it's surreal lookin at these gigantic animals move and shit and eat and yawn up close and personal. it's better than Animal Planet. and i stroked a white stallion! *shrieks of ecstasy* not to mention the horrific sight of the gargantuan giant crocodile and hissing madagascar cockroaches. cool shit.

have just realised some smartasses put up disclaimers for their blogs. like 'this is purely for my own whining pleasure'. or 'don come and question me if i offended u cos u're stupid if u take me so seriously'. if onli i was that enlightened. then i wouldn't have fled in haste to this safe haven.

i'm still hungry.